WHEN I WAS

Тот самый Джерард Уэй.

WHEN I WAS — форсед-мем Форчана, заключающийся в постинге фотографии Джерарда Уэя (солиста My Chemical Romance) и строчки из его песни «Welcome To The Black Parade».

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Первое появление мема произошло совершенно ВНЕЗАПНО аж в марте 2007. С тех пор мем был зафорсен по всему /b/ Форчана, включая вариации в виде других песен My Chemical Romance.

Вплоть до ноября 2007 форсеры продолжали плодить WHEN I WAS-треды. Прихуевшие битарды начали активно применять тактическую сажу. То, что за постинг WHEN I WAS никто не получил банхаммером по еблу, служит доказательством наличия рака, убившего /b/.

Кстати, теперь при попытке отправить картинку с текстом WHEN I WAS ничего не получается: выводится ошибка. Но если заменить английскую букву e на русскую е то… она спокойно проходит

Суть.

How to: Make a WHEN I WAS thread

Пример

… a Pony.

Внезапно: Lion King, 1994 год

1. Постим картинку с Джерардом Уэем.
2. В качестве текста пишем «WHEN I WAS».
3. Продолжаем переписывать лирики капсом, по строчке на пост.
4. Когда тред дойдет до «MY FATHER», в тред определенно полетят сажа и СР.
5. Если моды не спят, тред с наличием СР будет оперативно сметен с /b/.
6. ???
7. PROFIT.

Если тред все-таки добрался до A YOUNG BOY, мем все еще можно заблокировать «I played the silver ball».

Собственно текст

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

HE SAID, "SON, WHEN YOU GROW UP

WOULD YOU BE

THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN

THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED?"

HE SAID, "WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM?

YOUR DEMONS AND ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS

THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE

BECAUSE ONE DAY

I'LL LEAVE YOU

A PHANTOM TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER

TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE."

Переосмысления

Борьба с раком

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

TOOK ME INTO THE 4CHAN

TO SEE INTERNETS

HE SAID, "SON, WHEN YOU FUCKING GROW UP

WOULD YOU BE

THE ANONYMOUS

WILL YOU GET BANNED?"

HE SAID, "WILL YOU WATCH CP?

POST SO MUCH DESU?

YOU MUST NOT!

BECAUSE ONE DAY

I'LL HAVE AN AIDS AND LEAVE YOU

AND LONGCAT WILL LEAD YOU

TO JOIN THE LEGEON."

Кстати сей пост закончился так:
This post is a cancer to! You are all faggots!

Аватарота

WHEN I WAS

MARINE WITH NO LEGS

MY COMPANY

TOOK ME TO THE PLANET PANDORA

TO SEE A NA'VI

HE SAID, "YOU'RE NOT

IN CANZAS ANYMORE

YOU ON PANDORA

GOTO AVATAR PROJECT LAB"

HE SAID, "WE NEED TO GET ANOBTANIUM

BUT NA'VI DONT WANT TO LEAVE

I WANT YOU TO GET THEIR TRUST

BECAUSE ONE DAY

YOU WILL GO ON THEIR SIDE

AND WIN THE WAR WITH RDA

TO MAKE SKYPEOPLE GO AWAY."

Йифф вариант

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG FUR

BIG DADDY

TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

TO SEE A FURFAG BAND

HE SAID, "BOY WHEN YOU GROW UP

WILL YOU BE THE LEADER OF THE BAND

IN SEQUINS AND IN DRAG?"

HE SAID, "WILL YOU BEAT THEM

AND RAPE THEM

AND ALL THE NORMAL FOLK

THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE

TO IGNORE YOU

AND LEAVE YOU

UNTIL YOU GROW SOME FREAKEN BALLS

TO JOIN THE PRIDE PARADE!?

Альтернативная версия;

WHEN I WAS IN THE MILITARY…

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

TOOK ME INTO THE CELLAR

AND FUCKED ME IN THE ASS

HE SAID, "CAMERON, IF YOU SCREAM OR

CALL FOR HELP

OR RUN AWAY WELL JUST TRY IT

NOW HERE IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN

HE SAID, "I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR PINGAS

AND FEED IT TO THE WILD ANIMALS

AND THEN CUT OFF YOUR HEAD

AND THEN ONE DAY

I'LL MARCH THROUGH

THE STREETS NAKED WITH YOUR HEAD ON A STAKE

LIKE A BIG GREAT PARADE.