Nerdcore
Nёrdcore — сравнительно новое явление на хип-хоп сцене, характеризующееся «интеллектуальной» тематикой текстов, где часто упоминаются Livejournal, Star Wars, ММОРПГ, Unix-программирование и прочие характерные для молодых специалистов темы.
Определение[править]
Нердкор придумал MC Frontalot в 2000 году (кто не видел его видео или не слушал его треки, называется хуило и гопник), чтобы было чем ответить в словесных баталиях с ниггерами, но в итоге он, конечно, всё равно получал от них пизды. Основной аудиторией сочинителей geeksta-rap являются, как несложно догадаться, 13-летние хацкеры и ботаны.
Многие авторы и исполнители нердкора (типа Monzy) работают в Google компьютерными учёными.
Помимо гиковских текстов нердкор часто, но не обязательно, выделяется минусами:
- во-первых, голоса у ботанов обычно писклявые, так что приходится компенсировать это более жОсткой музыкой, покрывающий больший частотный диапазон;
- во-вторых, недостаток техники и писклявость приводит к необходимости читать текст со скоростью 9000 слов в минуту, при том что часто используются довольно длинные слова.
Поэтому в качестве музыкальной подложки часто используется IDM или D'n'B. Хотя это характерно и для прочего альтернативного рэпа который чуть более, чем полностью делается этими самыми ботанами. Другой крайностью является стремление делать легкий пазитиффный хипхапчегг как в 80-е, только карты и бляди в тексте заменяются на C++ и комиксы. Фрейд плачет кровавыми слезами.
Аналогичное явление существует и на метал-сцене. К примеру, пост-блэкари Oxiplegatz и блэкари Benighted Leams еще в середине 90-х гг. играли музыку с текстами, на полном серьезе посвященными науке и околонаучным темам (в основном астрономии и астрофизике). Также можно упомянуть французов Otargos, которые лабают мощный скоростной блэк с текстами, посвященными антирелигиозной тематике и квантовой физике. Сейчас в этом стиле играют Vintersorg (начиная с альбома «Cosmic Genesis»), Sternenstaub и Thy Catafalque.
Собственно и на панк-хардкор/трэшкор сцене не без этого. Вспомнить тех же Scholastic Deth с песнями вроде «revenge of the nerds» и «bookstore core». В общем-та, они свою музыку nerdcore’ом называли еще в середине 90-х, так-то.
В отечественной традиции нерды обычно маскируются, скажем, под циничных психоделических алконавтов (ДК — тому яркий пример). Раритетным примером нердов, не стеснявшихся своей сущности, были и остаются до сих пор культовые в определённых кругах «Соломенные Еноты» с неимоверно длинными полуакустическими песнями про умных зверушек, романтику космоса и готику соседей по лестничной клетке.
Есть даже попса с нердовскими текстами, например, «Комплексные числа» и Виктор Аргонов Project.
К концу нулевых-началу десятых в связи с ростом хипсторства и популяризации гик-культуры нердкор как жанр во многом растворился среди мэйнстримного хопа, всякие Oxxxymiron’ы и Anacondaz раскачивают танцполы, а те же индюки, просеча фишку о потенциальном множестве информации, которое можно впихнуть в рэп-поэзию, пишут треки и целые альбомы, жанрово относящиеся к поп-панку, но с вкраплениями 8-bit и речитатива. Особняком стоит SWAG-направление, вот это уже реально ироничный рэпчик от и для хипста-петушков, в Пиндостане по популярности свэг даже переплюнул гангста-рэп. В России же всякие Витя АК-стайл гоп-хоперы по прежнему вне конкуренции, да и в целом рэп ассоциируется с музыкой хулиганов, а вовсе не тех, кого они щемят.
Представители[править]
- SpinalCracker
- Есть Есть Есть (бывшие 2H Company)
- Самое Большое Простое Число
- Ночные грузчики и Макулатура —
нёрдкорэкзистенциальный рэп от филологов - Grave Niggaz — приблизительно с 2009 года, до этого был непонятный индастриал с речитативом
- Дядя Женя — препод матана из НГУ, ВНЕЗАПНО взявший 8й баттл хип-хоп.ру
- Anacondaz — абстрактные рэперы из Астрахани, записавшие совместный трек с Noize MC. Из-за текстов коллектив котируется у фурфагов, впрочем, их творчество имеет второе дно, состоящее сплошь из иронии над скотской сущностью Homo sapiens
- Ваня Айван — сольное творчество, периодически отдающее здравым тролльским нердкором
- Babangida — запилил несколько песен, написанных не для баттла hip-hop.ru, таки символизируют нердовость поциента
- Futuristic Sex Robotz
- Optimus Rhyme
- mc chris
- MC Hawking
- YTCracker
- MC Frontalot
- Monzy
- MC Plus+
- Alpinekat
- Basshunter
- The Adventures of Duane & Brando (распались)
- Dr. Steel
- Action Adventure World
- The Amazing Brando
- 2 Skinnee J’s
- Mr. Zer0 и Премия Дарвина
- DualCore
- ERB
- Научно-технический рэп
- Комплексные числа (не рэп, ну и что)
- Соломенные Еноты. Фронтмен Борис Усов неимоверно нердичен. Кстати, востоковед-бирманист
- Лисичкин Хлеб — чуть менее доставляющие приятели предыдущих. Фронтмен — доктор биологических наук
- Мой Бумажный Пакет
Пример текста[править]
Yo, MC Plus Plus, my rhymes are so phat,
I'm PSPACE-complete but I'll reduce you to 3-SAT.
My crew is so hard that we roll in NP,
And bitches dereference my pointer for free.
When I'm linear probing they're like, "Damn that's gigantic,"
I showed it to your mom and she used Hoare semantics.
She jumped like JNE up onto my erection
And I picked up that ho like straight garbage collection.
("That's right, mark-and-sweep on these nuts, bitch.")
My lyrics get stolen by sucker MCs,
I gotta sign my rhymes with PGP;
But I keep on generatin' like a CFG
'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.
What's wrong MC Plus Plus, am I making you nervous?
Even skanky fat hoes give you denial of service.
You'll probably go to jail before you write your dissertation
So prepare your asshole for some internal fragmentation;
<Uhhh> Penetration, as they fill it up with jism,
It's too bad you aren't closed under homomorphism.
Your problem, Plus Plus, is that your typing isn't strict:
In ML my type isrealand your type is'a dict.
I control my flow better than TCP,
I rep the west coast like Eazy-E,
You best not front if you can't pass the GRE,
'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.
My flow is so intense that I will overflow your buffer,
Corrupt your stack pointer makin' all your data suffer.
I've got saturated edges but your flow is sparser,
Real gangstas sip on Yacc; you just generate a parser.
While you're busy poppin' stacks I'll pop a cap in your skull,
While you smoke your crack pipe I'm gonna pipe you to /dev/null.
I may not have a label but I rap like a star;
I'm anunsigned long intand you're an 8-bitchar.
Your mom circulates like a public key,
Servicing more requests than HTTP.
She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME,
Oh, there's so much drama in the PhD.
DWORD to your moms, I came to drop bombs;
I've got more rhymes that San Jose's got dotcoms.
I rep the Farm like 50 reps Queens,
With more power than multitape Turing Machines.
Blowin' up the rap scene faster than factorial functions,
I'm dope like PNP transistors and I'll saturate your junctions.
By the time you've rhymed one line, I've already busted ten;
You rap in exponential time and I'm big-O of log(n).
I run gmake and gcc,
And I ain't never called malloc without calling free.
I'll beat your ass until it's colored like a red-black tree
'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.
They see me mowin my front lawn.
I know they're all thinkin'
I'm so white & nerdy.
Think I'm just too
White & nerdy.
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white & nerdy
I wanna roll with the gangsta's
but so far they all think I'm too
white & nerdy.
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Really really white & nerdy
First in my class here at MIT
Got skills I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher that's my favorite M.C.
Keep your forty I'll just have an Earl Gray tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My Myspace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin for my top 8 spaces
Yo, I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I could set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal well, I'm number one (one)
DO vector calculus just for fun
Ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (wat)
HAPPY DAYS is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt at a game of ping-pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon
(here's the part I sing on)
They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
White And Nerdy lyrics on
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy
Look at me I'm white & nerdy
I'd like to roll with the gangsta's
although its apparent I'm too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Im just too white & nerdy
How'd I get so white & nerdy?
I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pockets I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin online for deals on writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you
R-O-T-F-L-O-L
I got a buisness doin' websites
When my friends need a code who do they call
Do HTML for 'em all
Even make a home page for my dog
YO, got myself a fanny pack
They were havin a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP!!!!
Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme, whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V club and Glee club and even the Chess team
The only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin' they laughin
& rollin their eyes cuz I'm sowhite & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
All because I'm white & nerdy
Holy Cow I'm white & nerdy
I wanna bowl with the gangsta's
but oh well, it's obvious I'm white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Look at me I'm white & nerdy
[Chorus]
Still hustling still stunting
Still deep in the game
Screen name: M-C-P-P hit me up on AIM
Still flossing big bossing
But I'm staying the same
Still coding strait flowing
Some say I'm insane
Some say rapping about [the coding?]
Some seem strange
Man you don't know
Until you experience the game
It's the same as thug life
Same struggle same strife
Ain't right, been coding
Ain't slept for two nights
Up in the lab homie
Ready to start some fights
When my code don't compile
That's when I pick up the mic
Spit lyrics spit code
Invented the link node
Roll deep with my fib-heap
Extract pack kick back, relax
While I'm getting job offers over the fax
Can't match my analysis of (fumian?) find
Cause I stay on the grind
Analyze the run-time
You'll find MC Plus+ is out of his mind
NP-complete to compete to take my seat
Can't no one do it better not now or never
Algorythms was clever but now I'm hard as ever
Harder than NP 'cause nobody hard as me
If you elite you know me
If you a noob then blow me
If you a slut then show me
Holla' at my CS homies
I get love from India
And Pakistan
I'm like cricket man,
'Cause both countries get it man
And when they blast my shit
They stop blasting shit
Bringing peace to CS all across the globe
They know my name and they know how I roll
'Cause I'm
[Chorus]
Greedy algorithms is heuristics
It's over your head you missed it
'Cause the over-head's simplistic
The analysis: optimistic
Data structure so sick
Will leave you with disbelief
I come at you bottom-up
I come at you from underneath
Like the basement in Physics
With lyrics explicit
My code is brief
And yet complete
Completely made your
Processor overheat
Completely made your
Code obsolete
'Cause my complexity
Is NP-complete
Scheme or Lisp functionally equipped
With shit that'll make you flip your bits
Java or C/C++ it's nuts
- define's a must
When your code's so robust
Poly-time approximations
For all you hatin'
Your runtime got you waitin'
While you cogiatin'
You honestly think that
You can simulate and model me
Follow me
Into the inner workings of a CS OG
Complex like NP
Is what you should expect to see
Yo, yo
[Chorus]
Yo, I call a new method
Don't sweat it, switch your styles
It's pathetic
When MCs is so deceptive
My code is known as
The most impressive
And my philosophies of coding as
The most progressive
A lot of these cats
think they can reduce me like 3-SAT
ROFLMAO, pardon me
But I LOL at that
I'm equipped with facts
My inference engine attacks
Leave you without
A logical basis
Face it, if you're writing code man
It's probably BASIC
You couldn't write my code
Or even trace it
Lay off the technical skills
'Cause I use macros
I got Pentium chips homie
And you lack those
No tolerance for sub-optimal
Like lactose
You got your girl's box protected
But I hack those
Code so sick
Whether it's Max-Flow or matching
Abstracting
Whenever I'm not blasting
Lyrical tirades
Adding levels of abstraction
Obfuscations serve
As a distraction
Design patterns
That are fundamental
I'm increasing my skill
And it's always exponential
Yeah, MC Plus+ back in the studio
Second album
Yeah, yeah you know I'm--
You know what I'm doing
[Chorus]
I ain't part of Wu
But call me the Method Man
I ain't kidding you
'Cause I write all kind of methods man
Procedure and function
It depends on my paradigm
Check the rhyme
And analyze my run-time
Data structures and algorithms
With the utmost importance
Complex set structures
For high performance
Articulation points
By connected components
Breath-first search
To locate my opponents
Divide and conquer
While I prune and search
Conjecture so sick
Think I'm Alonzo Church
Implementation of search
Through multi-set
You can bet I'm international
Via internet
Intersection procedures
Using sorted lists
The game needs MC Plus+
Making hits
MCF
They take the world over one node at a time.
They put the seed in some software and make it shine.
So the dimwitted among us grab tight and install
Put it right on the wall, and don’t notice at all
That the celebration of a day impends.
I want to note it on the calendar, I ready my pen,
I get ahead of my friends in my haste, I let slip
That the zero day is coming, MC Front still ill equipped.
Boom how it hits you, when it comes
If you’re touching on an interface you steady your thumbs
Since you might have to jump ship quick, the sting stuns
It isn’t designed to destroy, it’s just how it runs
And I sing fun songs but this here is a warning
That the exploit’s open and it might sound corny
But I give a damn about the state of the Earth
Expect a hacker has to wreck it just to teach it what it’s worth.
Jane Silence and Molly Hager
And on the first day, it’s already too late…
Int80 of Dual Core
Press play, prepare as history is made:
“largest hack in one day,” all the headlines will say.
All out of time, hear the chime from the buzzer.
Found this bug on my own, no need for a fuzzer.
“It’s already too late,” spreading as we planned.
No need for the NO OPs, I know just where to land.
Clearing out the registers, with pointers to my functions,
Loaded to your memory and writing new instructions.
Braindump i/o, siphoned out the eye holes;
Enticed so i’m digging through the disassembled byte code.
Push pop change order stack frame FILO
Filesystem inodes, all fall to my flow.
Running over, there again i go:
Self-propagation engine, polymorphic sideshow.
Every network, we’re found to get around…
The exploit payload encoded in this sound.
YTCracker
Man, cousin, I’m about to put in the work,
Assert authority. Administrative access: crack this.
If your patches back in the past, this
0day gets you on a root trip. True crypt.
Key file, I will keystyle shell code,
Triple sevens all up on the ch mod.
Shhh mode, how I’m keeping this here,
‘cause if I keep my game on tight my 0day lasts another year.
You’re a little bit late.
I had that nfsd back in ninety-eight
And the DCOM bomb owned the Zone Alarm
So get your lip balm kitty; NEDM three fitty.
Got them bots in every city with the spamtec committee
And yt the almighty, zero day beats flying. And who’s giant?
That’s us. With the upstream plus, we’re CAN-SPAM compliant.
MCF
Yo, when it flips, new world is a permanent state.
Cultivate paranoia ‘cause the Huns at the gate
A many millions strong, all arrive in a spate.
YT Crack and Int80 been shipping them freight.
All walls up to date, let them come, you can cope.
Pwn the rug out from under you and sunder your hopes.
Send a no points bulletin out; they’re undiscovered.
Eyes to the horizon! Not much longer undercover.
См. также[править]
Ссылки[править]
- Статья о растущей популярности сабжа в пиндоском хип-хопе.
- Продолжение предыдущей статьи, только уже о русских представителях сабжа.
- http://www.last.fm/tag/nerdcore
канал MC Alpinekat
nii_rap
Примечания[править]
- ↑ На самом деле это пародия на нигру Chamillionaire — Ridin Dirty
